Automobile Envy
“Man, that was some spread. Tony made his campfire beans, Jerry smoked those ribs for two days, and Mrs. Herrick made that wonderful peach dessert.”
“It’s time to leave, Mr. Arbuckle.”
“What’s the rush? There’s family here I haven’t seen in years. My sister came all the way from Pensacola, and my son’s never met her before. Good food, plenty of cool drinks – ”
“True, but they are breaking up now.”
“Let’s check out the car. Why is it the oil men and ranchers could afford Cadillacs, and us farmers get by with rusted old pickups? I don’t want any cattle horns on the hood; nothing like that. I always wanted a convertible. Something with enough room to take my whole family to church.”
“It’s very nice.”
“Do you see those leather seats? Look at the leg room it has. No more throwing the kids in back of the truck under a blanket. I want to ride in it. Wave to everyone in town. Old man Maughan can afford to give me a ride. Get in.”
“Alright, as long as we don’t take too long. We have things to do.”
“Don’t be such a stick in the mud. Look at that carpet. No metal floorboards here. Of course, white wouldn’t be my choice. I’d get a nice sensible brown. It might hide the farm dirt for a day until I could get to the car wash.
“Look we’re going past the feed store. Wave at them. And there’s the old folks’ home. There’s Marie and Jack. They waved back, see?”
“Yes, sir.”
“That old biddy, Nurse Davis didn’t wave though. She’s a tough one. It’s so pretty and green out today, not a cloud in the sky, you think that would take the sour look off her face. There’s the oil rigs pumping. I’ll bet all of them own a Cadillac. I should have bought one. Maughan is a lucky man. They won’t let me drive anymore, not for a few years now.”
“No, sir.”
“Look over there to the left. Those light poles are at the football field. My son ran for three touchdowns there about twenty years ago. These seats are so soft my back doesn’t hurt at all anymore.”
“It is a very nice car. But we really need to go. The hearse is pulling up to your grave now.”
“I suppose you’re right. Thank you for letting me ride in the Cadillac, even if it was the last ride I’ll ever take.”
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Another master stroke from the master of the macabre!
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Aww, thank you.
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Fun! Leaves me with a ton of questions..,
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Thank you.
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Excellent. Kind of sweet too since he got a last wish.
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Thanks, glad you liked it
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Nice! I thought maybe he was in a home having a delusional moment, but that was so much better. Didn’t see it coming!
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Whew! I thought maybe everyone would get it right off the bat. Not quite the model of Cadillac everyone might buy.
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Cool twist at the end. I was fixated on him wanting a brown car; never saw the ending coming. Kudos.
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Thanks, I never know how these will come across because they are blog posts. I don’t tap beta readers for them.
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I just knew you were going sneak one of your famous twist lines at the end when we had read so far without anything nasty happening. You’re so clever.
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Glad you liked it.
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Hail to the King of Flash Fiction!! Well done, Craig!
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Somehow you got into my spam filter. I noticed you’ve been a regular commenter. I’m so sorry for that. Glad you liked this MM. Feel free to talk about my marketing efforts at the conference if you like too. Do you need some of my artwork or anything?
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A most excellent MM, if you don’t mind me saying so! 😁
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Glad you liked it, and thanks for saying so.
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Please don’t take this the wrong way, but you have a creepy mind, my friend! 😂
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Mwa ha ha. I actually love the comment.
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Lol! 😁
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I liked this one because the hints were very subtle. I thought it strange he had to go when folks were still there but didn’t put it together. Super job, Craig.
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Thanks, John. I already have the next one ready, but I need to get away from 100% dialog. It works when they’re this short, but they would improve with a bit more behind them.
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I understand. 🙂
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Too bad he waited so long. An entertaining read. 🙂
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WE get in the habit of denying ourselves things, eventually it’s too late.
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😊😋🤗 True. True. Sigh.
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Excellent twist ending. I did not see that coming!
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That’s what everyone seems to be saying, I thought it was too simple. Like I’ve said before, it’s hard to tell on the short stuff.
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