Sage Grouse

I had planned a fun conversation with my Muse, Lorelei, today. I’m skipping over that. She usually shows up during long lonely drives, but I decided something else was more interesting.

I hit the road about 6:30 this morning. It’s always fun getting out early, because of the wildlife. I saw herds of antelope, including a couple of big bucks. There was a flock of Hungarian partridge, one of quail, two coyotes, and one lone sage grouse.

I searched for a free picture of one, but alas, too unusual. This is a big grey grouse. The largest grouse in North America, and I kind of teared up when I saw him. The poor buggers belong on the endangered species list, but special interest keeps getting in the way.

When I was a kid, up to young man stage, I ate hundreds of these creatures. Before anyone goes ballistic, I honestly don’t think hunting had anything to do with their problems.

These guys eat sagebrush and other bird-like foods. Interesting side note, he’s the only bird I know of with a stomach and not a gizzard. Anyway, still a grouse.

Elko County is the forth largest county in the United States. When I was in school, I remember a census that said Elko the city had 6000 people. Therefore, imagine an ocean of sagebrush covering everything from California to Utah, there are several gigantic counties included here. This ocean was filled with what we called sage chickens. There were very few people to hunt them. Consider that 6000 census number, figure that includes children and non-hunters, and we couldn’t have damaged the chicken population if we waged war against them.

Opening day of the season was like Christmas to us. The season was in September and lasted ten days. That meant we got two weekends, but rarely used the last one.

Sage chickens are big, slow, and have a habit of flying one at a time rather than as a whole flock. It’s where everyone first learned to shoot a shotgun. Heaven forbid anyone shoot one on the ground, they’d be shamed out of camp.

Family would determine a place, haul out our campers, and make an event of it. We always had grandparents, their siblings, the second cousins, not to mention aunts, uncles, and first cousins. I can’t remember a camp with less than twenty people.

We usually drove through flocks of these guys on the way to camp, but the season wasn’t open until Saturday. Campers formed a semi-circle, multiple fire pits were built and dug extra deep for cooking.

Before sunup, we’d pile into various pickups and go different directions. Yes, we rode in the back and didn’t have seat belts either. Chickens were everywhere. All you had to do was find water, and there were plenty of small streams and stock ponds. All serious hunting was usually over by noon.

If you were too young, you still got to hike along the stunted willows and meadow grass while your parents did the hunting. Nothing wears the kids out like hiking in the sun with a gigantic grouse in each hand.

Cooking started right around lunchtime. This involved huge fires that we burned down to the embers. Then we shoveled the coals out to make room for the Dutch ovens.

As table fair, the old chicken is mediocre at best. It’s all dark meat and semi gamey. I prefer something like a ruffed grouse, chukar, or pheasant. Mom used to add potatoes, sautéed onions and garlic, usually something like carrots, then douse it with red wine. We buried the Dutch ovens in hot coals, top and bottom, then covered them with dirt. Only a long wire revealed where they were.

It was usually my grandmother who started looking around while counting on her fingers. “Could a couple of you go back out and get three more?” Grandmas are great for making sure everyone has enough to eat.

This was decision time. As a new hunter, of course you wanted to go back out. As a kid, there was usually a new comic book from Tremune’s store in Mountain City but that was risky. Grandma also had a habit of bringing out an old, hand-crank ice cream maker. If you didn’t go back out, you wound up cranking on that damned thing until you thought your arm would fall off.

We had one uncle who always managed to bring back a sack of elderberries. This always led to elderberry cobbler, and so everyone needed a spoonful of ice cream to go with that.

Dad always skipped the afternoon hunt. He was our resident Dutch oven bread baker. To tell you the truth, his bread was horrible. I remember one time when it wound up doughy inside and burnt on the outside. When he tossed it into the brush, the dog buried it. You know it’s bad when the dog won’t eat it. Mom saved the day when she converted him to Bisquick. Turned out Dad was capable of making one gigantic biscuit that we sliced up like cake from that point on.

You can leave the meal in the ground as long as you like. As long as it has liquid it will never burn. Along around sunset, we’d dig them up. Folding metal tables were pushed together and usually covered with a rubbery tablecloth held on by clothespins.

We ate like it was the most special meal of the year. People started telling stories about their hunt, past hunts, those folks no longer with us, and it went on deep into the night. More than once, pinochle cards came out and we had a big tournament.

As I look across the living room tonight at my mother, she and I are about the only ones left who remember. Her brothers are still with us, including the cobbler maker. Some of the first cousins are still around. So many of us are gone now.

What’s also gone is the sage chicken. He’s one of those unusual creatures that doesn’t ask much. He needs a variety of sagebrush, a lek for his springtime breeding display, and to be left alone. Other than that one weekend per year, nobody ever bothered them and they were everywhere.

Twenty years of droughts, range fires, followed by more range fires, and a deplorable practice of dragging logging chains behind Caterpillars to remove the sagebrush in favor of grass have about done the trick.

Creatures of the Great Basin are not grass dwellers. They need sagebrush to survive, particularly one actually named Big Sagebrush. Everything lives in it. Deer like to shade up in patches of it. Birds and mammals eat it. They don’t eat crested wheat, or take cover in it. Cattle won’t even eat the damned stuff, so I don’t understand why they’re destroying the sage for it.

Nevada did pull one stupid stunt as far as management goes. I can’t speak for other states. Someone decided to do away with the extended week in September, then open the season for the entire month of October. That did some damage.

Folks who wouldn’t get off the couch for a sage chicken were all willing to throw in a shotgun during deer season. Many people traveled to Nevada for deer, and chickens were just a nice bonus. In this sense, hunting did do some of the damage.

Total protection of ravens didn’t help either. I swear, these guys kill a lot more eggs and fledglings than my family ever did.

Maybe I’m just missing the event and the people from those days, but I felt sorry for the lone bird I saw. He deserves so much better.

Times change. Most of the water has dried up. A large portion of the sage is gone. Fire really did a number on them. I hope the old sage chicken doesn’t pass from the stage. I’m afraid we may already be too late. Federal protection is warranted, but ranching is a powerful lobby. They don’t want to change their habits to give silly grouse some breathing room.

Sorry for the long post. I thought maybe a word about this important creature, and my past, would interest some of you.


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49 responses to “Sage Grouse

  1. Loved reading your story, Craig. Lots of happy memories. It’s a shame about the grouse. Hopefully, something can be done before it’s too late.

    We used to have a lot of Bob White quail here. I haven’t seen or heard one in years. In this case, fire ants came in and destroyed their nesting places.

    As you said, times change.

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  2. It was of interest. It is a shame when certain species pass into oblivion. You would think someone in the forest service or land management would get a handle on restoring these birds. Thanks for sharing your story, Craig.

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  3. Nice story. Definitely worth the read. Looks like the Sage Grouse are dealing with habitat loss and encroachment with humans. Not very good at avoiding cars.

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  4. Not all progress is worth having, Craig. I am becoming quite glad that I won’t be around to see what will be left of our beautiful world…

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  5. It’s so sad what’s happening all over the world with human destruction of planet essentials and species of all sorts going extinct. Until the lobbyists work out what’s truly important (and it ain’t more money), no animal, plant, or human can breathe easily or surely. Great post, Craig, which looks at some important issues. Have a lovely weekend 💕🙂

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  6. I love the wonderful family memories, but I also feel bad for the bird. I hope they can be saved. Thanks for sharing this grouse history. I had no idea.

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  7. I do believe this is the most heartfelt post I’ve ever read of yours, Craig. There is a special kind of deep sadness for things gone by the wayside with progress. Your story of the family traditions brought a warm fuzzy feeling. Do families even do anything remotely like that anymore? What special times. Thank you for sharing this story. I’m rooting for the lone grouse.

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  8. My dad used to hunt birds as a kid, but hunting was something he didn’t care for as he got older. I imagine that you miss the event and the community time around grouse hunting. It’s not for me, Craid, but I get it. It’s sad when species of wildlife begin to disappear.

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  9. D.L. Finn, Author

    It is so sad to read about this bird and the loss of his habitat. We have done some damage as a species that is for sure. We are losing so much that can’t be replaced. I loved your memories though of the hunt growing up.

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  10. I always love hearing those old stories. Around here, we had prairie chickens. If I had unlimited finds, I’d probably buy the entire Rathdrum Prairie, which was converted to farming and now is becoming tract housing, and convert it back to try and reintroduce the prairie chickens.

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  11. I loved hearing the memories from your childhood, Craig. It made me think of my own family gatherings from back in the day and how much I miss them. How so few of the original members are still around.

    I didn’t know about the Sage Grouse, so thank you for this post. It’s sad how many species are slowly disappearing. This was a wonderful tribute to traditions, the past, and one special grouse.

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  12. This post was fascinating. We used to have a naturalist in our writers’ group. (He’s in his eighties now, and the drive is too long). But he wrote articles about nature and birds for weekly newspapers around here, and he’s told us over and over again that birds that were common in our area are disappearing. I can’t remember the last time I saw a quail or bob-white. He said it’s because we’re taking away their natural habitat. No more fence rows on farms around here. And more and more farms are being sold for housing developments. It’s sad. I hope your sage chicken hangs in there and has a happy life, but the odds are against birds right now.

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  13. When I was a kid my dad hunted a lot. Pheasant, grouse yum. Deer, moose, bison. Elk. Not so much anymore. It’s sad that a lot of animals are becoming endangered because of human interference.
    Either by over population, by poaching or other animals

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  15. I loved your story, Craig. The family memories are so important, and so is preserving the grouse. It’s such a shame what is taken for granted and that we don’t realize it until it is too late.

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  16. Mar

    Thank you for sharing such a lovely story, Craig. I’ve never seen or even heard of a grouse, but being such an animal lover, it breaks my heart when I hear stories of endangerment. I’m glad you took time to share about the little creature with us.

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  17. Hi Craig, a most interesting post about your youth and the sage chickens. This type of story really makes me sad. Mankind has an awful lot to answer for.

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  18. Wonderful memories, but I hate hearing that about the grouse. Sure hope something can be done and the damage isn’t permanent.

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  20. Just getting into backlog email and found your marvelous story of family times, nostalgia, and nature. Thanks for the wonderful blog, and I also do plotting during those long drives.

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  21. Victoria Zigler

    I loved hearing your memories, even if it’s sad about how things are going for the sage grouse.

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