It’s a metaphorical funeral

This post is for me to get something off my chest. We’ve all lost so much in the past year or so that I’ve gotten to the point where the hits just keep coming.

I’ve dreaded this day since 1973. Yes, I’m that old and older. I want to preface this by acknowledging those in power don’t give a damn how I feel. It’s because of my age they don’t care.

This is the loss of a bit of Americana. There was always a sense of Mom, baseball, and apple pie that lingered. Today, it’s more like egg donor, Facebook trolls, and Starbucks.

I’m talking about baseball here. Today, they proudly announced that the National League will adopt the Designated Hitter. (NL & DH for those who aren’t familiar. The American League (AL) adopted this abysmal rule in 1973. I was there. The last AL game I watched involved the Detroit Tigers playing someone. I remember watching it in my uncle’s basement in Utah with a cousin I haven’t seen in decades. I watched the World Series every year, even though some of those games played by AL rules. You can bet I was cheering for the NL.

I’m sure to draw some hateful comments on this post, and I don’t care. I have the right to feel the way I feel about this. I also control the delete button.

Those in favor always cite the boredom of watching pitchers try to hit, but they miss the point. It’s the Americana that matters. Heroes of old faced hardships that effected their lifetime stats. Those in the field risked ankles, knees, core, and shoulder injuries more than a DH who only leaves the dugout to take his swings. Ask a few old school second basemen about being taken out by the runner. (Also illegal now) Modern statistics cannot be the same.

Pitchers who bat face a similar situation. They risk similar injuries that influence their lifetime stats. This means the heroes of old might have spent time on the injured list and didn’t wrack up more strikeouts than could be possible today.

A guy named Rob Manfred is the current Commissioner of Baseball. The difference between he and those who came before is that Manfred seems to hate baseball. He’s been harping about the games taking too long, and how to make them more exciting. Those of us who loved baseball enjoyed the pace and form the way it was. These changes seem to be designed to retire the old fans and bring in a new generation with something designed for them. But it’s not baseball.

It smacks of showing those who love baseball the door, then trying to get new people to like baseball that don’t actually like baseball. You’re just not going to turn them into fans.

Manfred brought us such abysmal decisions as putting a runner on base in extra innings to speed things up. He’s been saying the fans want home runs, and apparently, nothing but home runs.

Some of us enjoyed pitcher’s duels, stolen bases, and double switches. The managers have already been virtually replaced by an app. It’s all about exit velocity, launch angles, and such. No need for a human to make substitutions during the game. Let the computer decide. I’m sure someday soon we won’t even need players. An algorithm can calculate the winner of the game and send the report to the the newsroom.

It became harder to be a baseball fan when it all went behind a paywall. Unless you were the Yankees or Red Sox, your games didn’t get televised. I’ve been known to spend over $400 per year so I could watch the games. They have absurd blackout rules even for the one Fox Sports channel I’m allowed. This applies to the opponent’s ballparks, too. If a Western team travels to pay the Mets in New York, it’s blacked out locally.

I remember when pro boxing was everything to my older relatives. We used to hold parties to watch these fights. Then it all went behind a paywall. Nobody pays any attention these days. Baseball is doing the same thing.

I live in Boise, Idaho. I’m about as far from an MLB ballpark as you can get, but everything from Denver to the West is blacked out in my area. They must think that I could get off work at 5:30 pm, then drive 800 miles to the ballpark and buy a ticket.

I’ve lived through some absurd rule changes, but this is enough for me. I’ve lived through strikes, sat at the casino bar to watch the World Series, and missed a few phone calls because a game was on. I even watched one series from a hotel room when I was working on the road. Skipped dinner for that one. Big Red Machines, We Are Family, the earthquake, and even the AL Rally Monkey are things from my memories. (Cheered for the Giants in that series.) I lived during the era of Superstations, when you could watch your NL team all year in the other ballparks. Even watched a few Expos games in French, because one of my teams was in town.

I’ve flirted with football, both NFL and College over the years, but it doesn’t have the same hold on me. I’m going to miss baseball, but will never watch another game.

Rob Manfred can put extra runners on in late innings, adopt a seven inning mercy rule, bring out the aluminum bats, hell he can put a Luchadore wrestler between first and second as an obstacle for all I care. He’s interested in making the game exciting.

Back in 1922 the United States Supreme Court issued an opinion that rendered Major League Baseball as the only legal monopoly in the United States. There’s a lot more to it, but this tantrum has gotten long enough as it is.

My point about the antitrust decision is that it was for a game that no longer exists. I really hope some slick lawyer picks up on that and represents a group that would like to play real baseball. It seems to me that MLB abandoned the game that was protected by the decision.

Rest In Peace, baseball. I enjoyed the sixty years we spent together.

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  1. I’m more of a dabbler with baseball, and we occasionally attend local games by the Spokane Indians. If Boise has a AA or AAA team, you might be able to get some of the fun back.

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  2. D.L. Finn, Author

    I’ve been a baseball fan since I was young girl. Uses to go to
    Oakland As games often, and listened to the games on the radio with my grandparents when I was young. I haven’t paid much attention since they pulled our games on TV, so I didn’t know about the changes. I will probably still go to a game before Oakland loses another team, though. Luckily I have hockey to enjoy 🙂

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  3. I am sorry about these changes, Craig. I don’t understand that much of what you said, but I do understand that this is more unwanted and unnecessary intervention to make something that always worked fine less wholesome and natural.

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  4. Maybe there’s a minor league or an old timey one in the area? I don’t know much about baseball, but I’ve heard how people hate this rule. I’m still kind of confused on it. So, it’s basically that pitchers don’t have to be up at bat?

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  5. Why on earth do they have to change everything? Is nothing sacred?

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  6. I know nothing of baseball, but admire you for speaking your truth, Craig 💕🙂

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  7. The baseball experience, ballpark or Silvertone radio, has never been about speed. But, like most professional sports, has become a grand farce with a license to print money. As a kid I’d sit in a rust bucket with my grizzled Ozarks grandfather and a Montgomery Wards AM radio on the newly minted Tablerock lake. We’d fish, kind of, he’d drink beer and cuss the fishing with baseball in the background. Other similar fisherman would putt putt by, holler out “Hey Arlus, what’s the score?” My grandmother said that baseball and fishing were the same damn thing. An excuse to do nothing and drink beer. Grampa’s response was to turn up the radio. Baseball was the background of our youth, a sport perfectly suited to radio. You didn’t need TV to get the windup, the pitch and steeeeRIKE two on the outside corner. How long is Buck gonna look before he picks one?

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  8. Gwen M. Plano

    I love baseball. Always have. I didn’t know about these changes, but I’m not surprised. The leagues used to be about families/communities and real team spirit. That’s been declining for a while, unfortunately. Thank you for sharing your frustrations and the latest development. It’s too bad the managers/owners don’t listen to those they are serving.

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  9. I never could get into baseball. I’m a huge football fan, but that’s the only sport I watch. Sorry the new rules ruined the game for you.

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  10. I’m not a baseball fan, Craig, but I remember when rule changes (free agency) had such a profound impact on the NBA. Team loyalty changed for me as players became moving pieces and teams lost their identities. I eventually stopped watching. So I can relate to your misery. 😦

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  11. Every time I hear “We Are Family” I think of Willie Stargell. Those were the days. I haven’t enjoyed baseball since high school (mostly because of stupid decisions made by the Pirates franchise), but I couldn’t agree with you more about the DH rule. It’s a shame so many wonderful things are eroding in the name of progress.

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  12. Aw, I’m sorry for your loss. I’ve never been a real baseball fan and only was excited when Al Kaline played for the Tigers. (a long time ago). It is sad when someone who loves the game has to put up with the fast money schemes of those running things. If it were me, I would miss it as well. Brave stand, though. All the best.

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  13. We only go to see our local minor league team once or twice a year, so I don’t know much about baseball, but it’s sad that they’ve ruined it for you. So many decisions come down to trying to make more money when they’re already making a lot of it. Sending sympathy, Craig.

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  14. So sad to see another piece of Americana tossed away. I feel your pain.

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  15. I’m not a baseball fan so most of what you said went over my head, but I know you’ve been a long time fan. Sorry this happened.

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  16. I used to watch baseball many decades ago. I was glued to the 1980 World Series when the Phillies won. But the baseball strike happened not long after that, and it soured me enough that I never got back on the bandwagon.

    What you said about “showing those who love baseball the door, then trying to get new people to like baseball that don’t actually like baseball” makes a lot of sense. A sad state of affairs.

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  17. I didn’t get interested in baseball until a year or so after the Senators moved to Arlington and became the Texas Rangers. Being American league, they had the DH rule. Back in those days, there wasn’t inter-league play so I never watched the NL unless it was the All-Star game or World Series. Matter of fact I thought it was weird they made their pitchers bat.

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  18. I really soaked up this ode to baseball, Craig, as the well-written story of a long loveship with baseball that it is. I have the feeling your deep passion for it will not end here, because truly it is in your bones. I stand by you in your grieving, my friend.

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