I have more editing to do, so I headed for the writing cabin after tending the dogs. I flew the little gyrocopter low across the forest, around the meadow, and banked toward the landing strip.
That's when all Hell broke loose. An explosion sent rocks and sod soaring over a hundred feet into the air.
I pulled up on the stick and banked right. When I came around, the cabin still stood, but I wondered what the hell was going on.
Lisa Burton crackled across my radio. “I was paying attention to something else. Didn't know you were getting so close. Come on in, I promise it's safe.”
I touched down but veered at the end to avoid a six foot stone that landed at the end of the runway. The gyrocopter veered off into the soft dirt and grass. I left it there, and climbed out of the cockpit.
Lisa came running. “Sorry about that. I've been trying to dig a spot for your underground thingie. It's too rough for a shovel, so I tried the tractor. That didn't work either. Turns out Idaho is a sequence of granitic batholiths. I can't get your thing deep enough any other way.”
“It's a shelter, not a thingie–“
Lisa pushed me behind the gyrocopter.
She pushed down on the plunger and my knees buckled beneath me.
“Stop that!”
“Sorry, I thought you needed the shelter for your next story.”
“It's one of my next stories.”
“I found the outline and checked it out. Estivation is a cool title. I googled it, and it's like hibernation only in extreme heat.”
“Yeah, I know.”
“So what are we going to do down there, once I get it installed?”
“I figured we'd lock ourselves down there for three months, just like the people in the story. One of my author friends did some extreme research and she–“
“Oh, Hell no. You can stay down there for three months, but I have to take care of Bunny.”
“Bring him with us. It'll be fun.”
“Right, fun, until you go all Jack Nicholson from being locked up for so long.”
“I'll tell you what. You finish installing it, and then we'll talk about it. I have some editing work today.” I headed for the cabin. “And no more blasting while I'm here.”
“Killjoy. Fine, I can clear the hole with the tractor until you leave. I'll save my blasting until you go back to work.” She grabbed the gyrocopter with one hand and dragged it back onto the runway. “What about the other story? Is there something there I can work on while you're editing?”
“Not many special props for that one. It's called The Hat, so you can pick up a hat if you want.”
“Squeee! I look good in hats, I'd better order a bunch of them.”
“That's the spirit. Nice quiet internet shopping while I work on Yak Guy.”
“You've got it, boss.”
“And you're going to have to bust up that rock and get it out of here.”
“No problem. With explosives.“
“What's that?”
“Oh, nothing.”
I’m with her on locking yourself up for three months. That’s just asking for rickets or something. Is the TNT tax deductible for authors?
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I’m sure it is deductible, but then other agencies would poke around. Maybe we can salvage some granite for tombstones and stuff.
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That seems more suspicious. 😁
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Reblogged this on Archer's Aim and commented:
Shhh! Editing in progress!
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Thanks for sharing.
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That was fun.
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I want to know where to get a gyrocopter cheap!
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E-Bay.
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Looking – lol
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Some assembly required.
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And clear landing space around the pad!
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Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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Thanks for the reblog.
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What a girl!
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She gets things done, even if her zest gets out of hand.
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Does she have a clone? I could really do with some help sometimes!
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Sorry, she’s a concept model, and the production line was cancelled after her antics.
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I always knew Lisa was a one-of, someone that special always is…
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Lisa is definitely rested from her vacation and ready to work! She grabbed the gyrocopter by one hand and dragged it back on the runway. 🙂 Wow! What a girl.
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Robots are stronger than I am. Sometimes it scares me.
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Lisa is so entertaining. Great art of her, too. Loved the post, Craig.
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Thanks, Staci. That about uses up my stockpile of art, but I have some for Yak Guy I’m holding back.
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Think I’d go all Jack Nicholson too.
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Imagine what my characters will do… (I am too right now.)
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Enjoy your editing.. since you would like Lisa to be quiet we need some earth moved in our garden.. happy to pay a bit over the top for someone with her experience…
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Ha ha, you might get an “over the top” experience out of it.
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We all need a swift kick in the you know what from time to time…
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Haha! Well I’m glad she gets to try on hats 😉
I can only imagine what Idaho earth is like. Don’t have any experience diggin in it. I do love a good boom, though!
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It’s solid friggin rock everywhere you go. Boise is an ancient floodplain and it’s not soil it’s boulders the size of my head. I was around a lot of blasting in the mining industry. They are kind of fun.
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I had suspected that bit wasn’t fiction! Interesting geology is interesting.
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It really is. There are about three batholiths in Idaho and they cover 90% of the state.
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WOW. I should tell Moo, but then she probably already knows.
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Loved he Jack Nicholson reference. Actually, the whole post was highly entertaining (but then these always are). Good luck on the edits. And I’m with Lisa about loving hats 🙂
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I have a bunch of them too. I’m ready to draft some new material, but have some things to iron out first. Glad you enjoyed it.
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I think you might be going a bit too far with the hands-on research, Craig.
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Ha ha ha!
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