Lisa* and I decided to try a bit of editing out at the writing cabin. New words were hung up in my headache, but editing seemed like a possibility. /there might be a small chance to spruce up The Playground.
“Okay, Lisa. You're out for a walk, and it's cold outside. You have your pea coat on, and your special work bag.”
“Oh crap. Do you think I should order a pea coat?”
“Just wing it, and we'll go over the dialog one more time.”
“I don't know. It would probably come across better if I had a pea coat. Should I order a blue one, or a tan one?”
“It doesn't matter. It won't be here in time.”
“Good point. I ordered one anyway.” She looked down at the antique blunderbuss and toyed with the hammer. “Oh cool. They have a pink one too. I'd better order both of them.”
“Can we get back to work now?”
“And a scarf. They would look really cute with my pea coats.” Her eyes fluttered the way they do when she's online.
I figured I'd lost her down a rabbit hole of matching nail polish, and probably some shoes that match the new coats.
In the last month, I've read The Playground a dozen times or more. It has three point of view characters, and I even read those sections like short stories all at once. “Let's give up for the night. I don't think I'm improving anything from here on out. It needs fresh eyes.”
I closed my word processor and checked email. There were a few new Facebook likes, some blog likes, and a note from Mom. “Woo Hoo! Look at this?”
“What? Is there another color of pea coat?”
“No! It's the cover to The Playground.”
Lisa jumped up and ran behind my desk to look for herself. She put a hand to her mouth and bent at the knees. “Oh my God. Sean Harrington is so talented. Does this mean we're publishing tonight?”
“Noooo. You haven't been listening. The manuscript needs fresh eyes.”
“Will you put out a call for beta readers again?”
“Not just beta readers. A whole street team. Maybe I need a cry to action, something like, Avengers Assemble!”
“Do you want the Avengers?”
“Yeah, kind of, but I doubt that's going to happen. It would make a great call to action though.”
“It already has. Maybe you should just ask nicely. You know, like the last time.”
“Yeah, that works too. Alright then, Wednesday night I'll ask for volunteers. I need some time to think about what I want. It's only polite to tell people what they can volunteer for. There are the beta readers, the cover reveal, maybe a reviewer or two. Then I need to get people to host me, and you too. You aren't getting off the hook on this one.”
“I'm sure. I have my new poster all ready to hand out.”
“While the betas are working, I can write some guest posts. It's easy enough to grab an excerpt to share.”
“Do you want me to put the blunderbuss in the basement with the other story elements?”
I picked up the antique gun and shouldered it. “It really is cool. Maybe we ought to display it up here.”
“Don't they traditionally go over a fireplace?”
“Good plan. Why don't you hang it over the fireplace in the paranormal office. The Playground is a paranormal story.”
“Got it. What are you going to do?”
“I'm going to go home and see if the X-Files is on tonight.”
“Goodnight then. See you Wednesday?”
“Absolutely. Exelcior!”
“Give it up. Just ask everyone nicely. You don't need a stupid battle cry.”
I headed past the paranormal office toward the landing strip.
*Lisa Burton is my robotic personal assistant. She's also the official spokesmodel for Entertaining Stories.
A 'No Prize' for anyone who recognized Lisa's outfit as one she bought in her short story, Bombshell Squad.
~~~ “Stop with the Marvel rip offs. I'm reading your blog.”
“Killjoy.”
Wonder which Avenger would be the best choice as a beta reader. Hard to figure out. Authors Assemble?
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Agent Coleson.
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I always forget he isn’t dead.
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Can I be the Black Widow? 😉
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I always envisioned you as Black Widow. I need to figure out how I’m going to out all this together now. You would think it would get easier with experience.
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Woohoo! I will go dust off my black, figure hugging body suit…
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Haha, I must admit, I have a navy and a gray peacoat, and I truly wish I had one in every color.
I cannot be a superhero. I’m more the superhero’s assistant.
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Nice. Lisa gets distracted by her wardrobe. Now I have to figure out how to stage this production.
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I will wait till Wednesday before springing into action. Fun post.
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Thanks John.
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Hey, Lisa knows her stuff! I have a black pea coat, a gray one and a red one. And I’ve been on the look-out for a white one. 🙂
Can’t wait to see the cover art for The Playground. My blog is open for promo, just say the word!
Super fun post!
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Thanks Mae. You may need all of them this winter.
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Love these posts with Lisa. She really puts you in your place. 🙂 The artist is so talented. It can’t be easy to create that tattoo over and over again.
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I thought so too, so I never had him add it to the early works. According to him it’s easy. Maybe it’s a saved layer he adds somehow. He did the book cover too, and it looks cool.
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Love seeing all these images of Lisa… she is such a girly robot! So you have a cover, how exciting! I didn’t realise you were so close yet! I will happily host and promote you, but I’m not going to offer to beta read this one…. I think it’s going to be too creepy for me! I’ll wait for the next one if you don’t mind!
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Not a problem. I think we had this discussion once before. I’m happy to find a site to host me too.
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We did. I’ll wait and read a few excerpts, see if I can handle it. What a wuss I am!
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It’s all good to me. None of us are required to read things we are uncomfortable with. Give yourself a break here.
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Thanks!
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I will do the lazy man’s thing, and use this to create a battle cry: http://www.mottogenerator.com/
Victoria Et Fama! (Victory And Fame)
No… though that’s a good start.
Virtus Et Mutatio (Virtue And Change)
Maybe. Which virtue, though? There’s lists of these things for writers. Can’t decide, going to have to let this one go.
Oooh, ooh, how about:
Glacies Et Constantia (Ice And Steadiness)
Try it! Latin mottos are the best.
BUt on this site, https://en.shindanmaker.com/242175
we get:
“STOP! I am Boyack, a pirate king, and I shall have a large Coke!”
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Matt, that’s awesome. Now I need to spend some time with these sites.
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Craig’s battle cry sounds like he’s defying Lord Bloomberg.
I got:
“HALT! I am PDC, and also angry, and I shall use my weapon!”
Mine sounds like I’m screaming at you through a translation program.
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Good advice from Lisa, especially as regards a scarf. Just think of all the ways it could come in handy–tying up a bad guy, disguising you from enemies, keeping your hair from getting frizzy in a rain storm–oh wait, that last tip is just about me–oops.
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Replacement gas cap, sliding down a wire, tying your sword on. Even then, Lisa would want everything to match.
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