I read through my morning emails, and sent some ideas off to Sean Harrington. Sean was the cover artist for Wild Concept, and makes the awesome Lisa Burton* art I share here. He is going to make the cover for The Playground.
I stepped away from my iPad and went to find Lisa. I like to bounce ideas off her when it comes to being in public. She’s much more social than I am. I found her nailing up a painting behind her desk.
“What the hell? Where did you? Is that a Warhol?”
Lisa stepped off my old soapbox and turned. “Warhol’s dead.”
“Yeah, well we get ghosts out here sometimes. Remember the one in Will O’ the Wisp?”
“Oh yeah, I had do download French so I could talk to her.” She put the hammer on her desk. “It’s a Harrington. You’ve had us working together quite a bit, and he made this for me.”
“Huh. I um…” I scratched my head while Lisa fetched coffee. She knows me so well.
“What’s on your mind today?” She sat the cup on a coaster made from an old circuit board.
“I think I need to expand my social media footprint. I really don’t like that stuff, and would rather just write. Still, if nobody knows I have books available, it’s hard for folks to read them.”
“So, spit it out.”
“Well, you’re more social than I am. What do you know about Facebook? I think I should probably have a page on Facebook.”
She looked off into the distance. Her eyes fluttered like when the television flickers briefly. “Done!”
“What do you mean, done?”
“You have a Facebook page.”
“You mean, you just made one? Right now?”
“Look.” She pointed at herself. “Robot girl plus great WiFi, equals you have a Facebook page.”
She sat at her computer and entered the address for Entertaining Stories on Facebook.
“Was it hard to set up?”
“Not for me. You might have spent days at it. I had to set up my own page first before I could set up a business page, so it took me a nano-second. Check it out.” She opened a site for Lisa Burton on Facebook.
“All of it looks pretty good. What do we do with it?”
“You need to make some friends, and they can interact with you.”
“Yeah… Interaction is good, I like that. It’s the making friends part I’m not so good at.”
She rolled her eyes and sat behind the computer. “Go write your stories. I’ll spend some time making you some friends.”
I patted her on the shoulder. “You’re a great wingman. Thanks.” I headed back to my office.
I really don’t know what to do with Facebook, so I’m open to suggestions. It looks like I’ve already gotten a bunch of work done today. Maybe I’ll watch a movie, or make some sourdough. Then I can spend my afternoon seeing if Lisa made me some friends.
*Lisa Burton is my personal assistant, and the spokesmodel for Entertaining Stories. She’s also a robot.