Today is my rotating day off. I got to the writing cabin early this morning. Lisa* had the coffee on, and a fire in my office fireplace. She had on her racing jacket, a short skirt, and heels.
I fired up my computer, and started re-reading my last chapter. I start every writing session this way. It was time for the good guys to recover the mcguffin.
But first… I ought to check WordPress. My service was sporadic, annoyingly so. It was almost like a sine wave of service. Catch it on the peak, and pages loaded – catch it in the valley, and everything stalled. It was so annoying, I started writing.
Lisa went about her chores and left me in peace.
I must be past the dreaded middle. I started off with a trip across the city to recover the mcguffin. Once those characters recovered it, I changed to another character.
This character learned about mojo hands, dumped a gun barrel in the Mississippi, and went after the mcguffin himself.
When they met up it devolved into fisticuffs. Well, one punch, but the fist was the size of a milk jug.
Things got a little strange trying to stay in one perspective. I had to use *** breaks to explain what each character was doing as they got to their automobiles.
I wrote my first car chase scene. It was kind of short, but sometimes I think Hollywood carries things too far. At some point the police would show up.
Lisa came to check on me. “Are you about ready for a break?”
“Not right now, I’m on a roll.” I turned back to my writing.
She refreshed my cold coffee and left.
There were a couple of near misses in the car chase, then I destroyed one of the cars. A character died. A dog got scared. (Hey, he’s a character too.)
“I think the beer horns are about ready for beer time,” Lisa said.
“Not now, I need to get this idea down. I’ll be done in a minute.”
I got my survivors to the hospital. “Lisa! I need you to put on a suit and read some lines.” I heard her thunder upstairs.
She returned in her brown suit. “Ready. What am I this time.”
“An attorney.” I handed her my iPad. “Read this.”
She repeated the lines.
“No, no, no. That’s too cheerful. Try to be a little more forceful, bitchier even.”
She tried once more, and postured during the forceful points.
“Better, I need to change it.” I went back to writing.
“Are you sure you’re okay? You seem a little bit crazy today.”
I managed a maniacal laugh, and kept typing. My antihero spent some time in a roadside cafe, and managed to put two and two together. He’s been working for the bad guy all along. This isn’t going to end well for someone.
Lisa rattled around in the hallway. “Go on in there. You guys can be a little bit early today.” The enchanted beer horns ran into my office blasting their baritone notes in my ears.
“Wait, I need my heroine to feel bad now. She has to take responsibility for what happened.”
Lisa held up a growler of nice brown ale. “Look, beer. Mmmm. You like beer.”
“Yeah but.”
“Don’t you have Rafflecopter prizes to deliver?”
“But emotions. My heroine has to feel bad.”
She filled the horns with beer. “Oooh! It’s so cold and frothy. I’ll bet it’s good too.”
“But the internet sucks right now.”
“Okay, I’ll boost your signal. Come on, you can feed your plants some sardines. You always like it when they snap thing up.”
I picked up one of the beers and drank deeply. “Okay. I guess I can stop for the day. I managed 6500 words, and could have gotten more.”
“I know you could, but you’re getting weird. It’s time to walk away for the day.”
*Lisa is the main character in Wild Concept. She’s a robot and helps me around the writing cabin these days.
Wow! You were really on a roll today, well done Craig! Wish I could be so focussed!
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Sounds like you’ve been busy too. I love your story.
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Busy, yes, but not much with writing, unfortunately…
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I’ve had so many of those days it was nice to sling some electronic ink.
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Sling some electric ink??? You’re so cool! Actually, you were smokin’ today! Love it when it all comes together and flows like that. Reckon you deserved those beers!
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Thanks, think I’ll have another.
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Good idea! I’d join you, but its 2am here, and Ill have to be up at 6.
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Bold move. I think that’s culturally acceptable in the American West and Ireland.
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Sounds like a lot of progress. Great to get onto that kind of roll. Now that you mention it, a car chase would be hard to extend in a book. I would think some dialogue would be needed if you want to get it going for a while. How many times can you write about sharp turns and near misses before it feels like you’re stalling?
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That’s how I saw it too. I like it, but can rethink it in revision.
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I do that with action scenes at times. I clean it up and extend during editing runs.
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It needs time to ferment. I’m going to forge ahead and revisit it in a month or so.
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Where I can I get one of these Lisas? 6500 words – that is great!!!
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She was a concept model. There isn’t another one like her. I wrote her and she stuck around.
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Darn!!!!
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Can you write her a sister? A robot twin sister, perhaps? Cuz I’d sure as hell love a Lisa, too. ;D
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There was a male counterpart at one point, but he was dismantled by Atlantic Robotics. Maybe I should get Sean Harrington to make me some paper doll Lisas with extra clothing. Hmmm, that’s a good idea. I could post them on my blog for everyone to download. Hmm, could be a fun promo for when the book of short stories comes out.
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That does sound like fun. Awesome, my work here is done. *disappears into ether*
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I love having ideas. Come back any time.
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Another productive day! Sounds like it went smoothly — those days are the best! 🙂
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It was wonderful. I suspect it will stay this way until I reach the end.
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6500 words? That’s worth both a beer AND a robot.
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It was a great day. Thanks for commenting.
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Wildly genius.
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Thanks, John.
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You put us to shame with your 6,500 words! I managed about 10 words yesterday, but only 4 of them were swearwords, so I was quite proud all told.
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I was at that point for the last few months. I managed one sentence over a whole weekend. It’s how middles always are for me.
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*rises and claps wildly* Bravo! Love these shorts with Lisa.
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Thanks. One of my commenters gave me a fun idea about her.
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Yippie Skippy! You and Lisa accomplished a lot! 😀 Go, Team Boyack!
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We’re working on it.
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